OInk.
Did you ever notice lots of things come on sticks. You can get candy on a stick, ice cream on a stick, hell even shit sometimes comes on a stick... but what about just plain old pig. I don't mean processed pig parts( unless that is of course your thought of a pig. ewww), I want real pig. Just shove a stick up its but and call it pigsicle. mmm. sounds good to me. Speaking of Pigsicle, the name had changed to Otis. It gives us the old black guy feel, even though we are a bunch of white kids.